Sophie: I love our brains.
Me: I love our brains, too. What made you think of that?
Sophie: What?
Me: What made you say you love our brains?
Sophie: My BRAIN made me think of it! I love our brains!
Friday, April 30, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Dental Soup
Sophie: Mmmm yum! Dental Soup!
Me: That's lentil soup.
Sophie: Ummm, I know. I just like to call it that.
Me: Dental is like a dentist. Like a dental office where the dentist works.
Sophie: But if a dentist made it, then it would be called dental soup.
Me: That's lentil soup.
Sophie: Ummm, I know. I just like to call it that.
Me: Dental is like a dentist. Like a dental office where the dentist works.
Sophie: But if a dentist made it, then it would be called dental soup.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Medicine dropper
Melissa: Sophie, Ella's medicine dropper is on the table, will you get it?
Sophie: OK... Here you go.
Melissa: Thanks!
Sophie: I didn't squirt anything on the TV today.
Melissa (noticing medicine sprayed on the TV): Sophie! I am not happy!
Sophie: OK... Here you go.
Melissa: Thanks!
Sophie: I didn't squirt anything on the TV today.
Melissa (noticing medicine sprayed on the TV): Sophie! I am not happy!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Bedtime song
Sophie: Sing the bumblebee song
Me: I don't know the bumblebee song.
Sophie: Just make it up. And make it a mean one.
Me: A mean one?
Sophie: Yeah, make it about a mean bumblebee.
Me: There's a bumblebee in that tree. He likes to sting me. But i love him and he's my friend. He'll be my friend untill the end.
Sophie: That was a good one.
Me: I don't know the bumblebee song.
Sophie: Just make it up. And make it a mean one.
Me: A mean one?
Sophie: Yeah, make it about a mean bumblebee.
Me: There's a bumblebee in that tree. He likes to sting me. But i love him and he's my friend. He'll be my friend untill the end.
Sophie: That was a good one.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Jail again
(Driving in the van)
Melissa: Sophie, turn around and put your seatbelt on right!
Sophie: Or else we have to go to jail?
Melissa: The kids don't go to jail, only the mommies have to go to jail.
Sophie: Well, we'd have to find a new mommy. And Daddy could make us pancakes. And the new mommy would probably make better Hamburger Helper.
Melissa: Sophie, turn around and put your seatbelt on right!
Sophie: Or else we have to go to jail?
Melissa: The kids don't go to jail, only the mommies have to go to jail.
Sophie: Well, we'd have to find a new mommy. And Daddy could make us pancakes. And the new mommy would probably make better Hamburger Helper.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Ants
(outside on the front porch)
Sophie: Can I pour me some more soda?
Me: Ok, but be careful don't spill it, or ants will come.
Sophie: Why?
Me: Because ants love sticky soda.
Sophie: WILL ANTS GET ON MY FACE!?!
Me: No, ants won't get on your face.
Sophie: Can I pour me some more soda?
Me: Ok, but be careful don't spill it, or ants will come.
Sophie: Why?
Me: Because ants love sticky soda.
Sophie: WILL ANTS GET ON MY FACE!?!
Me: No, ants won't get on your face.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Candy off the stairs
Melissa: Haley, what did you just eat off of the stairs?
Haley: A Nerd.
Me: Ewww. When was the last time we had Nerds?
Haley: Ummm...
Melissa: Oh gross! Some Nerds flew out of the vacuum today! That's the grossest thing I've seen in weeks.
Haley: A Nerd.
Me: Ewww. When was the last time we had Nerds?
Haley: Ummm...
Melissa: Oh gross! Some Nerds flew out of the vacuum today! That's the grossest thing I've seen in weeks.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Trying on clothes
(In the Old Navy dressing room)
Melissa: Here, try these pants on.
Sophie: Ok, I'm gonna take off my underwear so I can try them on with a naked butt.
Melissa: No! We don't try on clothes we might not buy with a naked bottom.
Sophie: Okee.
Melissa: Here, try these pants on.
Sophie: Ok, I'm gonna take off my underwear so I can try them on with a naked butt.
Melissa: No! We don't try on clothes we might not buy with a naked bottom.
Sophie: Okee.
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