Me: Sophie, have you been drinking orange Crystal Light?
Sophie: How can you tell?
Me: Because you have an orange mustache.
Sophie: Yeah, like Crazy Pa-Pa's?
Me: No, his is brown. And made of hair.
Sophie: Made of hair? Why is it made of hair?
Me: Mustaches are made of hair, you know, like whiskers.
Sophie: I know.
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